Tim
Look at him! He wears a suit!
I know. Isn't it cute? He is like a little man!
Tim
He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... oh, I don't know... a little freaky?
Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like-
Tim
This is not about Lam-Lam. [Boss Baby snorts to hold back a laugh and spits out baby food]
All babies are different, Tim.
And each one is special.
Tim
He's taking over the whole house!
Are you taking over the house? Yes you are, yes you are. [Boss Baby makes cute faces to Janice]
Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... [kisses the baby] and you're gonna love him with all of your heart. Just like we do.
Tim
All of your heart? [Ted and Janice exit to clear the table. Boss Baby looks up smugly, but then sees that Tim is gone from the chair. He looks over and recoils. Tim is now right next to him] Never! [He points toward his own eyes, then at Boss Baby, "I'm watching you". Boss Baby swats Tim's hand, making him poke himself in both eyes] Ooh!
