[Borat, coming out of the bathroom, naked, catches Azamat, also naked, masturbating over the Baywatch magazine]
YOU BASTARD!!
Why do you care who I pleasure myself to?!
Because I love this woman! She's the reason we travel to California!
WHAT?!?! YOU LIED TO ME! You lied about California!
[Borat and Azamat begin beating each other up with lamps and pushing each other into the walls, while yelling in Kazakh] [throws Borat on the bed and jumps on top of him]
EAT MY ASSHOLE!
[Borat pushes Azamat off him. Azamat throws a suitcase at Borat and runs into the hallway with Borat chasing him, both men still naked. They run into a crowded elevator and the passengers avert their eyes and leave. When the last passenger leaves, Borat chases Azamat through the lobby and into a fancy banquet]
We have a special guest here this evening. Uh, Ruth Feiner is here...
[Borat and Azamat barge into the ballroom, shouting in Kazakh. Security guards tackle them]
Get the **** out of here!
