JM Jewish Man
[Borat and Azamat decide to stay at a bed-and-breakfast for the night; Borat knocks on the door]
Hi.
Thank you. You have room for tonight?
JM Jewish Man
Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. Come on in.
JW Jewish Woman
So, come on in. Your friend, also.
JW Jewish Woman
All the paintings in the house, I did.
[looking at one of the paintings]
What is this man?
JW Jewish Woman
This is a Yemenite Jew, and he's working on a piece of jewelry. The Yemenites were also jewelers.
Why you have a picture of a Jew?
JW Jewish Woman
Because I'm Jewish, so I have lots of pictures of Jews.
JW Jewish Woman
[Borat is shocked and horrified to hear his hosts are Jewish; they then show Borat and Azamat to the room]
This is the room, and, uh, do you need two pillows?
Great, thank you. Lovely place. [closes the door and whispers to Azamat] They're Jews.
Azamat I know that now. They'll kill us. We need to escape.
[Having learned Borat and Azamat's hosts are Jewish, Borat makes an entry in his video diary in the middle of the night]
It is 3:00 in the morning. I am in the nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She have tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever. [hears a noise and turns on the light. He and Azamat see two cockroaches crawling under their bedroom door.]
Azamat Look! The Jews have shifted their shapes!
[grabs a wad of cash]
Oh God, how much shall I give them?
Azamat [panicking]
I don't know! [Borat throws a dollar bill at the cockroaches] More! Give them more than that! [Borat throws more dollar bills at them] It's not working! Run! Run!
[Borat, coming out of the bathroom, naked, catches Azamat, also naked, masturbating over the Baywatch magazine]
YOU BASTARD!!
Azamat [Furious, Borat lunges at Azamat and snatches the magazine]
What's the matter with you?!
[puts the magazine away and tackles Azamat]
How dare you make hand-party over Pamela!
Azamat Why do you care who I pleasure myself to?!
Because I love this woman! She's the reason we travel to California!
Azamat WHAT?!?! YOU LIED TO ME! You lied about California!
Azamat [Borat and Azamat begin beating each other up with lamps and pushing each other into the walls, while yelling in Kazakh] [throws Borat on the bed and jumps on top of him]
EAT MY ASSHOLE!
BH Banquet Host
[Borat pushes Azamat off him. Azamat throws a suitcase at Borat and runs into the hallway with Borat chasing him, both men still naked. They run into a crowded elevator and the passengers avert their eyes and leave. When the last passenger leaves, Borat chases Azamat through the lobby and into a fancy banquet]
We have a special guest here this evening. Uh, Ruth Feiner is here...
G Guard
[Borat and Azamat barge into the ballroom, shouting in Kazakh. Security guards tackle them]
Get the **** out of here!
