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The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes

'Joliet' Jake Blues
Elwood Blues
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View Quote Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!
View Quote Old man at Elwood's apartment: You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?
View Quote [To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent] You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
View Quote [During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...
View Quote I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
View Quote Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.
View Quote Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
View Quote Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.
View Quote This is glue. Strong stuff!
View Quote Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
View Quote First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
View Quote Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
View Quote Prison Officer: One hat...black.
View Quote [Same car chase, after Elwood says baby clothes] This place has got everything!
View Quote Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.