Blue Jasmine 2013 quotes

19 quotes · 3 characters
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Most scenes together: Jasmine Francis & Ginger (3), Jasmine Francis & Chili (3)

Blue Jasmine quotes

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Augie

Some people, they don't put things behind so easily.

Augie

When your sister had all that money, she wanted nothing to do with you. Now that she's broke all of a sudden she's moving in.

She's not just broke. She's all screwed up.

Ginger said you had a nervous breakdown.

Well, she tends to be quite dramatic.

Said you were in the street, talking to yourself.

You know, I don't think that this is any of your business.

No, but since I'm marrying her, we don't have any secrets between us.

She doesn’t care about you! She’s a phony!

Can you please not fight in here? I don’t think I can take it. For some reason my Xanax isn’t kicking in.

Well how long you planning on staying with Ginger?

No one wants to get out of here as fast as I do.

[offended]

I'm sure. This is a big comedown from what you're used to.

Dr. Flicker

Have you ever gotten high on nitrous oxide?

No.

Dr. Flicker

It would remove your inhibitions.

I don't really have any inhibitions.

The flight was bumpy, the food was awful. I mean, you'd think, first class...

I thought you said you were broke.

[pause]

Well, yes. I'm tapped out. Really, I mean the government took everything.

[pause]

Well, you look great.

Oh, now who's lying!

Matthew

Mom said you started screaming in the street.

Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.

Dwight
[Dwight has just learnt that Jasmine lied to him about her past]

Of course we can't get married! You lied to me!

Oh no!

Dwight

Up and down the line!

No, no, no! I wanted to tell you the truth! I just didn't wanna ruin everything!

Dwight

What?! Are you delusional?! Didn't you think I'd eventually find out?! What were you thinking?!

I don't know what I was thinking! I don't know! That everything happened in the past! You and I loved each other and get married--

Dwight

And what?! And what?! That it would just vanish?! Didn't you think that I would find out, if not today, or immediately eventually? Like after we were married? Or is that what you wanted? That you'd wait until it was too late?!

[bitterly]

Too late for what?! For your future plans where you needed the appropriate wife?!

Dwight

I'm not saying that it would've been an issue, but that you could stand by and deceive me until I married you!

[bitterly]

Oh, no, no, no, you mean till I trapped you, is what you mean.

Dwight

Your ethical behavior is equal to your ex-husband.

I wasn't deceiving you when I said I loved you.

Dwight

God, I found out by chance! It was just by sheer chance!

Okay, if it's over, it's over. I get it. You're not marrying me. I brought everything on myself. I've only got myself to blame. I did it to myself, as usual. As usual. [begins mumbling to herself] You and your stupid little French whore.

Dwight
[confused]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm taking you home.

Let me out of the car. Let me out of the car.

Dwight

Don't be ridiculous.

Can you just - can you just please let me out of the car.

Dwight

But how are you gonna get home?

I'm not going home. Can you let me out of the car. Let me out of the car!

[Dwight kisses Jasmine]

Oh! That's... sudden.

Dwight

What's your reaction?

My reaction is you can do it again if you want.

Hal
[Hal buys Jasmine a palatial house]

So what do you think?

I love it! You shouldn't spoil me so.

Hal

Well why not? Who else am I going to spoil?

Danny
[Jasmine finds her estranged stepson Danny working in a music store, where he reveals that he found out about her calling the FBI on Hal]

As disillusioned as I was with him, I hated you more.

The moment I did what I did, I regretted it.

Danny

I don't wanna discuss it. It's past. It's over. You can't take back that phone call.

I need you, Danny.

Danny

I don't wanna see you, Jasmine. I want the past past. I've become a different person, thanks to my wife. I'm off drugs. Just please, don't spoil everything. Just get out of my life so I can move on.

[Jasmine returns to the apartment to find that Ginger and Chili are back together]

Oh, for Christ sake! What's wrong with your self-esteem?! There's a world of men out there who never think about ripping the phone out of the wall!

Hey, leave him alone. You're always picking on him.

No, you choose losers, okay? Because that's what you think you deserve. And that's why your living like this and that's why you'll never have a better life.

[tearfully]

I'm.. I'm living... I'm living like this! Because you married the biggest loser of all! And went your own sweet way! While he pissed away my one big chance to make a better life!

[Ginger tells Jasmine that Eddie knows a dentist looking for help]

Oh, forget it! Jesus, it's too menial! I'd go nuts. I wanna go back to school, get my degree and become...you know...Something substantial. I can't just do some mindless job. I was forced to take a job selling shoes on Madison Avenue. So humiliating. Friends I'd had at dinner parties at our apartment came in and I waited on them. I mean, do you have any idea what that's like? You know, one minute you're hosting women and the next, you're measuring their shoe size and fitting them. [emotionally intense] Erica Bishop came into the store. She saw me and was so embarrassed for me, she slipped out thinking I didn't see her. [shouts] I saw you, Erica!