“All right, folks...Now I suppose you're all wondering just what in...” – Bart, Blazing Saddles ... Movie Quotes Database

Bart

All right, folks...Now I suppose you're all wondering just what in the heck you're doing out here, in the middle of a prairie, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night.

Crowd

You bet your...!

Bart

[TV EDIT: horse whinnies, deleting the a-word]

I'm hip.

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