Lazarus Redd
I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
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I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle's barn with my second cousin. She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.
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Lazarus Redd
God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.
Lazarus Redd
Cain slew Abel, slew him out of envy. God put his mark on Cain for his sins, is that what you want Deke? Huh? Is that what you come here for? I'll do it for you, all you got to do is say it again... Say you love me. [pause] SAY YOU LOVE ME ****!
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4 scenes Lazarus
Where the **** all these people come from? I have been drinking in this shithole all my life, I ain't never seen this many people in here at once.
Bojo
Shithole? Kiss my ass, Laz.
Lazarus
Back at you, Muther****er.
Lazarus
[Gill hands Laz a flask after he had tricked him into showing up at the club to play]
That's right, preacher, get me drunk so I don't stick my foot up your ass.
Lazarus
I ain't gonn' be moved on this. Right or wrong, you gonn' mind me. Like Jesus Christ said, "Imma suffa' you. IMMA SUFFA' YOU!" Get yo ass back in my house!
Rae
Or what? Or what? [spits in Lazarus' face]
Lazarus
So what you know how to make?
Rae
I don't ****in' cook.
Lazarus
You know Rae, I've met a lot of hard mouthed people in my day...
Rae
Alright, alright. Look, I put the God damn dress on alright? I think I'm handlin' myself with a little bit of ****in' restraint. I mean you got me chained up here like I'm some kind of dog!
Lazarus
Mayella, it ain't never happened. And it damn sure ain't gonna happen tonight.
Mayella
Oh, Laz, I know you're hurtin'. But you should know more than me, ain't no better cure for the blues than some good pussy. [kisses him lightly]
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