The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote Wu: ****in' timewaster.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I imagine you are. What can I do for you, sir?

View Quote The Dude: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

View Quote The Dude: Well they were looking for you, these two guys.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

View Quote The Dude: Oh, so you know they were trying to piss on your rug.

View Quote The Dude: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

View Quote The elder Lebowski: Hello! Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Ingles? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

View Quote The Dude: No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

View Quote The elder Lebowski: I just want to understand this sir-- every time a rug is...micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

View Quote Nihilist: We are Nihilists, Lebowski. We believe in nothing. Yeah, nothing.