The Stranger A wiser man than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the b'ar.… Sometimes the b'ar, well, he eats you." The Dude Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. Blond Treehorn Thug Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. The Dude My— my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm **** married? The toilet seat's up, man! The Big Lebowski What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude Dude. The Big Lebowski Huh? The Dude Uhh... I don't know sir.