“Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that...” – Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski ... Movie Quotes Database

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't **** ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T **** ROLL!!!

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