“Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't...” – Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski, The Big Lebowski ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Big Lebowski 1998

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski Jeff Bridges

Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahlúa?

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