If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!
Played by Jim Nabors
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) · 25 quotes
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) · 25 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982): in 6 of its 25 quotes
A line from Deputy Fred WilkinsIt was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!
More lines from Deputy Fred Wilkins
3 quotes[On the Chicken Ranch]
So, for awhile, as the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!
Everybody liked Ed Earl - especially Ed Earl.
Scenes with Deputy Fred Wilkins
2 scenesEveryone loves Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, especially Ed Earl Dodd.
Well, one of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.
Shoot, Miss Mona - you know I'm a married man!
Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?