A character in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

Deputy Fred Wilkins quotes from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

Jim Nabors

3rd most-quoted character in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982): in 6 of its 25 quotes

A line from Deputy Fred Wilkins

It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!

More lines from Deputy Fred Wilkins

3 quotes
Deputy Fred Wilkins
[On the Chicken Ranch]

If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!

Deputy Fred Wilkins

So, for awhile, as the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!

Deputy Fred Wilkins

Everybody liked Ed Earl - especially Ed Earl.

Scenes with Deputy Fred Wilkins

2 scenes
Deputy Fred

Everyone loves Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, especially Ed Earl Dodd.

Well, one of those nights when you ain't on duty, you drop in out there. My girls'll love to show you a little appreciation.

Deputy Fred

Shoot, Miss Mona - you know I'm a married man!

Oh, Fred, you mean to tell me you don't think the cows don't appreciate the time off when a bull goes over to another pasture?

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