Pinks... How do you know Teets is the one?

I just know. When you're in love with someone, you'd do anything for that person.

Pinks, do you think Mum and Dad would still speak to me if I ever brought home a gora?

Who?!

No one. I'm just saying.

It's that coach bloke innit! I knew something was up when he turned up here!

Nothing's happened.

Well, make sure it doesn't, all right? You can marry anyone you want. It's fine at first when you're in love and all that but do you want to be stared at, by every family that do because you married the English bloke?

He's Irish.

Well, they all look the bloody same to them, innit? Why go to so much grief when there's so many good-looking Indian boys to marry? Now, they wear good clothes, got flashy jobs and even know how to cook and wash up! Hey, how bout that Tony? He's been mad on you for ages!