I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?

I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.

This is our first meal in this house, so why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?

Don't bait your mother, Pumpkin. As soon as we get settled, we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.

My whole life is a darkroom. One. Big. Dark. Room.

So you were miserable in New York City, and now you're going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone's life hasn't been upheaved.