Paul
Is this London?
'Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air?
Played by Roy Snart 
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) · 45 quotes
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971) · 45 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971): in 8 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (6), Miss Price (3), Carrie (3)
Scenes with Paul
8 scenes
Paul
What is this—a toyshop?
No, it's a nursery. Ain't you ever seen a nursery before?
Paul
That's not a rabbit—that's Mr. Browne, that is!
If you are Mr. Browne, would you kindly get down off my lap?
Poisoned dragon's liver.
Paul
Do you poison the dragon or just the liver?
It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment.
Paul
I liked you better as a rabbit, Charlie
Shut up, you!
Don't they have no rules?
Paul
Of course they do. The king makes them up as they go.
Colonel Heller [Miss Price and the children are taken hostage in her house by German soldiers.]
No, fraulein, this is not the invasion, just a little exercise, a minor raid to induce panic and to spread a little mischief. When you English get it through your head that the German forces can land at will whenever and wherever we please, perhaps you will consider a reasonable peace.
Not bloody likely!
Paul
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.
I must say, it's very tempting. Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit? [The colonel and a soldier read a map, ignoring Miss Price] I said, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?!
Colonel Heller [Paul smiles]
Be quiet, please!
[Miss Price stands up, points at the Colonel, but cannot remember the correct words to the rabbit spell]
Filigree, apogee, epigee...!
Not again.
Your memory, Miss Price.
Charles, would you kindly fetch me my notebook from the workroom, please?
Right-o.
Colonel Heller [He walks to the workroom, but a soldier restrains Charlie. Miss Price and Paul attempt to retrieve Charlie in much commotion. The colonel, annoyed, turns to them]
SILENCE!!! [The commotion stops] Fraulein, we have work to do. I am sorry, but I must send all of you someplace where you will no longer be a nuisance. [Gives an order in German and continues working]
I suppose that's it. We ain't gonna have no fun no more.
Paul
Well, I still got this, don't I? [holds up the bedknob, which sparkles bright red]
