Gasp! Can it be? Old Sallie "The Wheezer" Valestra! Welcome, paesan! It's been a dog's age!
Hello, Joker. Didn't mean to drop by unannounced.
Oh, Salvatore, why so formal? Mi casa nostra es su casa nostra! [shoves him into a rollercoaster] So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?
Business. I got––
Ooh! Business! Sounds like fun! Come, we'll repair to more comfortable environs. Now hold onto your hat and watch those valuables, it's going to be a bumpy ride! [laughs]
Honey, I'm home! Oh, don't mind my home security system. Down, Rusty! [kicks the mechanical dog waiting nearby] Can't be too careful with all these weirdos around! [chuckles as he walks over to the mechanical maid] What? Meat loaf again? Oh, I had it for lunch! Isn't Hazel here a cutie? True, she's a real homebody, but you can't help who you fall in love with! Come, have a seat, Sal. Tell what's on your so-called mind.
It's Batman. He's gone nuts! First he whacked Chuckie Sol, then Buzz, and now he's after me!
Ya know, I've been reading lately how old Guano-Man is wound tight enough to snap. [chortles] Wouldn't it be great if I've eventually driven him off the deep end?
This isn't a joke! Batman's knocking us off, and you're the only one who can take him down! Look, five million up front, with whatever you want to finish him off!
Think, you fool! Once he gets me, how long till he gets you? You know what I'm talking about! [grabs him by the lapels] Your hands are just as dirty! Dirtier!
Don't touch me, old man! [calmer] I don't know where you've been! [chuckles] Oh, Sal, no one could take a joke like you. Of course I'll help you out!
Really?
Certainement! No way is anybody gonna hurt my pal Sal. [Valestra smiles] That's it, that's what I want to see. [ominously] A nice big smile!