Fangschliester
[Batman calls Vice Admiral Fangschliester at the Pentagon about recently sold submarines]
Answer affirmative, Batman! We disposed of a war surplus submarine last Friday. A pre-atomic model. To some chap named, uh, "P. N. Guin".
Batman
P. N. Guin?
Robin
The Penguin!
Batman
Did this P. N. Guin leave an address?
Fangschliester
No, just a post office box number. Would you like it?
Batman
No, thank you, Admiral. [gritting his teeth] You've been very helpful.
Fangschliester
Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim. We haven't done anything foolish, have we?
Batman
[slowly]
Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses?! Good day, Admiral!
Fangschliester
[They hang up]
Gosh!
