Pádraic Súilleabháin
They don't think I'm dim or anything?
Siobhan Súilleabháin
Dim? No.
Pádraic Súilleabháin
You don't seem very sure about it.
Siobhan Súilleabháin
Of course, I'm sure about it.
Pádraic Súilleabháin
Dominic's the dim one on the island, isn't he?
Siobhan Súilleabháin
He is, aye. By miles.
Pádraic Súilleabháin
Uh, hang on, by miles. And then, who's the next dimmest?
Siobhan Súilleabháin
Well, I don't like to judge people in those terms now, do I?
Pádraic Súilleabháin
In what terms?
Siobhan Súilleabháin
In order of their dimness.
Pádraic Súilleabháin
Well, I know you don't. And neither do I, do I? But try, like.
Siobhan Súilleabháin
No! I won't try. There's enough judgy people on this fecking island, so no! You're not dim! You're a nice man, all right? So, move on!
Pádraic Súilleabháin
I'm as clever as you, anyways. I know that at least.
Siobhan Súilleabháin
Yeah, don't be fecking stupid.
