Derek Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
Played by Peter Jackson 
Bad Taste (1987) · 31 quotes
Bad Taste (1987) · 31 quotes
Most-quoted character in Bad Taste (1987): in 13 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Barry (2)
Eat lead sucker!
More lines from Derek
9 quotes Derek Derek Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
Derek I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
Derek Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
Derek The headshot's the only true stopper.
Derek What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
Derek Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
Derek I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]
Derek I'm born again!
Scenes with Derek
3 scenes
Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Auckland?
Derek Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
[barry getting chased by an alien wielding an axe]
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Derek [on the radio]
I think you better kill him Barry.
Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something.
Derek Nah, he's moving too fast.
