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Bad Taste

Bad Taste quotes

27 total quotes

Derek
Lord Crumb's Voice
Multiple Characters
Ozzy


View Quote Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
View Quote Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!
View Quote Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
View Quote Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bas****.
View Quote Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bas****, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
View Quote Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.
View Quote Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
View Quote Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
View Quote [after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?
View Quote [after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.
View Quote after trying to fire on barry with an empty gun oh sod it!
View Quote Eat lead sucker!
View Quote I think the gruel is ready!
View Quote I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
View Quote I'm born again!