Bad Taste quotes
27 total quotesDerek
Lord Crumb's Voice
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Ozzy
Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!
Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
Barry: What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bas****.
Frank: Well... I guess we shoot the bas****.
Barry: Why can't aliens be friendly?
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bas****, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
Derek: There's no glowing fingers on these bas****, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Barry: Auckland?
Derek: Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.
Barry: And the moon.
Frank: Yeah, and the moon.
Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
Frank: Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
Barry: Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?
[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there.
after trying to fire on barry with an empty gun
oh sod it!
Eat lead sucker!
I think the gruel is ready!
I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
I'm born again!