I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
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Coldfinger
I think this is a job for real men!
What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.
Why can't aliens be friendly?
There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Auckland?
Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
And the moon.
Yeah, and the moon.
This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
umm... did you have to drink some chuck?
[barry getting chased by an alien wielding an axe]
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Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something.
Nah, he's moving too fast.
[after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head]
I bet that cleared the sinuses.
after trying to fire on barry with an empty gun
oh sod it!