I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
Bad Taste (1987) · 31 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Bad Taste (1987): in 6 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Frank (3), Derek (2)
Scenes with Barry
6 scenesWhy can't aliens be friendly?
There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Auckland?
Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.
Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
And the moon.
Yeah, and the moon.
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Jeez, he could be Ministry of Works or something.
Nah, he's moving too fast.