Hindustani Troublemaker : I am not gay! Willie : What the hell, buddy? Hindustani Troublemaker : Buddy? I said I am not gay! Willie : Are you off your ****ing meds or something? Hindustani Troublemaker : Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as **** as a ten dollar bill. Willie : Let me tell you something, mother****er. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you ****ers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last ****ing time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I... Hindustani Troublemaker : [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf ****er! Mother****er. Elf ****er! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? ****gy Claus! ****gy... Kid : Leave Santa alone! Hindustani Troublemaker : Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us. Kid : Leave Santa alone! Hindustani Troublemaker : [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.

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