“Well, if we haven't had the most terrible time. Armand's car broke...” – Lucy Warriner, The Awful Truth ... Movie Quotes Database

Well, if we haven't had the most terrible time. Armand's car broke down last night a million miles from nowhere and we had to stay at the nastiest little inn you ever saw. No modern conveniences at all. It was dreadful. We were on our way home from the Junior Prom. A pupil of Armand's invited us. And, oh well, it's a long story.

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