“So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion? You know...” – Nigel, Austin Powers in Goldmember ... Movie Quotes Database

[to Mini-Me]

So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion? [Mini-Me nods unsure] You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies...Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. [Mini-Me unzips his pants] My lord! You're a tripod. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
[Mini-Me nods, smiling]

More from Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil Get me the World Organization! Colonel What is it, Dr. Evil?
Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, in a matter of hours a meteor will crash into Earth causing a global flood. That is of course unless you pay me...One billion, gajillion, fifillion, shabadoodloo, lemillron, shoing, koishilly, million...Yen. Austin You know, Dr. Evil, most people think you were crazy. Dr. Evil I know. Austin Now I can see you're nuts. [to the camera] I thank you. [smiles] Scott I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly, now bald like Dr. Evil, then doing the disco dance]