“Austin, these men were assigned to guard your father. Okay, chaps....” – Basil, Austin Powers in Goldmember ... Movie Quotes Database

Basil

[Basil brings in three sailors]

Austin, these men were assigned to guard your father. [to the sailors] Okay, chaps. Chins up, trousers down. [to Austin] I think we may have found a clue.

Austin

[The sailors pull down their pants, and Austin is shocked to see what they have exposed]

Cor blimey! All your privates have had their privates painted gold! How bizarre! Imagine, gilded tally-whackers, golden wedding tackle, 14-karat trouser snakes.

Basil

That's enough.

Austin

Okay. Basil, there's only one person in the world who truly understands the psychology of a madman.

Austin and Basil

[look at the camera]

Dr. Evil.

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