“People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.” – Melvin Udall, As Good as It Gets ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from As Good as It Gets 1997

Melvin Udall Jack Nicholson

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

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