“We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel....” – Elaine Harper, Arsenic and Old Lace ... Movie Quotes Database

We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!

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