Colonel Kitchener
It's Inspector Fix! My goodness! He made it round the world before Fogg!
Inspector Fix
[with a battle-weary voice]
I came back from India the short way, you ninny!
Lord Kelvin
I take it you don't have Phileas Fogg in that valise?
Lord Kelvin
[Inspector Fix looks in his bag, then shakes his head]
A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?
[throws Inspector Fix out of the window with his luggage.]
