A character in Army of Darkness (1992)

Wiseman quotes from Army of Darkness (1992)

Ian Abercrombie

3rd most-quoted character in Army of Darkness (1992): in 4 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Ash (4)

Scenes with Wiseman

4 scenes
Ash

Klaatu verata nikto.

Wiseman

Well, repeat them.

Ash

Klaatu verata nikto.

Wiseman

Again.

Ash

I got it, I got it! I know your damn words, alright?

Wiseman

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Ash

Yeah, basically.

Wiseman

Did you speak the exact words?

Ash

Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

Wiseman!

Wiseman

M'lord, I believe he is the one written of in the Necronomicon. He who's is prophesized to fall from the heavens and deliver us from the terrors of the Deadites.

What? That buffoon? Likely, [raises sword] he is one of the Henry's men!

Knight
[to Henry the Red]

Kneel, rapscallionǃ

I say to the pit with him! You shall learn the horrors of the pitǃ

Knights

To the pit!

To the pit!

Ash

You miserable bast- [gets grabbed by knights]

Knights

Get himǃ

Ash

Get off of meǃ Let me goǃ

Knights
[Wiseman picks up Ash's chainsaw]

You're gonna have a little bit of wee fun, mate. To the castleǃ

Wiseman

This path will lead you to an unholy place, a cemetery. There, the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words "[[w:Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still)|Klaatu Barada Nikto"ʼ.

Ash

"Klaatu Barada Nikto." Okay...

Wiseman

Well, repeat them.

Ash
[exasperated]

"Klaatu Barada Nikto".

Wiseman

Again!

Ash

I GOT IT, I GOT IT! I know your damn words, all right?! Now you get this straight, the both of ya: if I get that book, you send me back. After that, I'm history.

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