Are you on television?
No. [After a long pause] Yeah, once in a while...
What's your name?
You wouldn't know. It doesn't matter. What's the difference?
You're on, uh, the, uh, the Johnny Carson, right?
Once in a while, you know...
What's your name?
I-m - I'm uh, I'm Robert Redford.
Come on.
Alvy Singer. It was nice. Thanks very much for everything.
Hey! Dis is Alvy Singah!
Fellas, you know...
Dis guy's on television!!! Alvy Singer. Right? Am I right?
Gimme a break...
Dis guy's on television!!!
I need the large polo mallet.
Who's on television?
Dis guy - on the Johnny Carson Show.
Fellas, what is this? A meeting of the Teamsters?
What program?
Kineye 'ave your ortograph?
You don't want my autograph.
No, I do. It's for my girlfriend. Make it out to Ralph.
Your girlfriend's name is Ralph?
It's for my bruddah. ALVY SINGER!! HEY! THIS IS ALVY SINGER!!
I'm in a bad mood, OK?
Bad mood? I'm standing with the cast of The Godfather.
You're gonna have to learn to deal with it.
I'm dealin' with two guys named Cheech.
Note: The in-joke is that Diane Keaton starred in "The Godfather". So "I'm standing with the cast of The Godfather" can be also taken literally.
