McDermott
If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who **** cares?
Bateman
Well, let's just say hypothetically ok? What if they have a great personality?
Bateman, McDermott, Van Patten
[in unison]
There are no girls with good personalities.
Van Patten
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb **** mouth shut.
McDermott
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the **** that means, are ugly chicks.
Van Patten
Absolutely.
McDermott
And this is because they have to make up for how **** unnattractive they are.


