A scene from American Psycho 2000
McDermott

If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who **** cares?

Bateman

Well, let's just say hypothetically ok? What if they have a great personality?

Bateman

[pause, all laugh]

I know, I know.

Bateman, McDermott, Van Patten

[in unison]

There are no girls with good personalities.

Van Patten

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb **** mouth shut.

McDermott

The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the **** that means, are ugly chicks.

Van Patten

Absolutely.

McDermott

And this is because they have to make up for how **** unnattractive they are.

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