A scene from American Pie 2 2001
Stifler

[Stifler's brother shows off two girls he picked up]

Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field.

Danielle

Lesbians?

Amber

We never said that.

Stifler

What?

Amber

We never said that.

Stifler

Oh, oh, man. I will do anything, anything to sleep with you chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even! I'll even shave some ass if they need it! Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes, chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality!

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