[Stifler is approached by two High School kids]

Hey are you Steve Stifler?

Yes I am.

Well thank you for throwing this awsome party man.

Yeah the cops bust all our parties now.

Well I put the word out so High School chicks would come. Just cos you ****ers don't have dicks doesn't make it right for you to be here.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure son.

Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?

Sons of bitches.