Okay. Alvin, I am going to put this behind us, for Theodore's sake.

I know. That's why I'm giving you the Alvin guarantee that I will be at that sing-off Friday night.

Wait wait wait wait. Why wouldn't you be there?

Um, because, uh, I have a, uh.. [mumbles]

What?

A... [mumbles again]

[not understanding]

You have a what?

A FOOTBALL GAME! There, I said it! A football game! [Before he can react, Simon jumps on him, pushing them both into the dumpster.]