De Witt
Do you see that man? That's Max Fabian, the producer. Now go and do yourself some good.
Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
De Witt
Because that's what they are. Now go and make him happy.
Margo Channing
Bette Davis · 27 quotes
Addison DeWitt
George Sanders · 23 quotes
Eve Harrington
Anne Baxter · 18 quotes
Karen Richards
Celeste Holm · 12 quotes
Bill
Gary Merrill · 9 quotes
Lloyd Richards
Hugh Marlowe · 7 quotes
Birdie Coonan
Thelma Ritter · 5 quotes
Miss Casswell
5 quotes
Most scenes together: Eve Harrington & Addison DeWitt (6), Margo Channing & Bill (6), Margo Channing & Karen Richards (4)
All About Eve quotes
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De Witt
San Francisco has no Shubert Theater. You've never been to San Francisco! That was a stupid lie, easy to expose, not worthy of you.
I had to get in to meet Margo! I had to say something, be somebody, make her like me!
De Witt
We're a breed apart from the rest of humanity, we theater folk. We are the original displaced personalities.
De Witt
That isn't a waiter, my dear. That's a butler.
Well, I can't yell, 'Oh, butler!' can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler.
De Witt
You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
I don't want to make trouble. All I want is a drink.
Max Leave it to me. I'll get you one.
Miss Caswell
[smiling]
Thank you, Mr. Fabian.
De Witt
Well done. I can see your career rising in the east like the sun.
I'm afraid Mr. De Witt would find me boring before too long.
You won't bore him, honey. You won't even get a chance to talk.
If you told him (Lloyd) so, he'd give me the part. He said he would...It's my part now...Cora is my part. You've got to tell Lloyd it's for me...Addison wants me to play it...Addison knows how Margo happened to miss that performance, how I happened to know she'd miss it in time to call him and notify every paper in town...If I play Cora, Addison will never tell what happened, in or out of print. A simple exchange of favors. I'm so happy I can do something for you at long last. Your friendship with Margo - your deep, close friendship. What would happen to it, do you think, if she knew the cheap trick you played on her for my benefit? You and Lloyd. How long, even in the theater, before people forgot what happened and trusted you again? No, it would be so much easier for everyone concerned if I would play Cora. So much better theater too.
You'd do all that just for a part in a play?
I'd do much more for a part that good.
The setting wasn't romantic, but Lloyd was. He woke me up at three o'clock in the morning banging on my door. He couldn't sleep, he said. He'd left Karen. Couldn't go on with the play or anything else until I promised to marry him. We sat and talked until it was light. He never went home.
De Witt
You 'sat and talked' until it was light?
We 'sat and talked' Addison. I want a run-of-the-play contract.
De Witt
There never was and there never will be another like you...[rising] What do you take me for?
I don't know that I'd take you for anything.
De Witt
Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on? That you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?...Look closely, Eve. It's time you did. I am Addison De Witt. I am nobody's fool. Least of all - yours.
I never intended you to be.
De Witt
Yes you did and you still do...It's important right now that we talk - killer to killer.
Champion to champion.
De Witt
Not with me, you're no champion. You're stepping way up in class.
Addison, will you please say what you have to say, plainly and distinctly, and then get out so I can take my nap.
De Witt
Very well. Plainly and distinctly...Lloyd may leave Karen, but he will not leave Karen for you.
What do you mean by that?
De Witt
More plainly and more distinctly? I have not come to New Haven to see the play, discuss your dreams, or pull the ivy from the walls of Yale. I've come here to tell you that you will not marry Lloyd or anyone else for that matter because I will not permit it.
What have you got to do with it?
De Witt
Everything, because after tonight, you will belong to me.
De Witt
[De Witt slaps her sharply across the face]
Now remember as long as you live, never to laugh at me. At anything or anyone else, but never at me.
You take charge.
De Witt
I believe I will.
Margo, nothing you've ever done has made me as happy as your taking Eve in.
I'm so happy you're happy.
For once to write something and have it realized completely. For once not to compromise.
Lloyd Richards! You are not to consider giving that contemptible little worm the part of Cora.
Now just a minute.
Margo Channing's not been exactly a compromise all these years. Why, half the playwrights in the world would give their shirts for that particular compromise.
Now just a minute.
It strikes me that Eve's disloyalty and ingratitude must be contagious.
All this fuss and hysteria because an impulsive kid got carried away by excitement and the conniving of a professional manure-slinger named De Witt. She apologized, didn't she?
On her knees, I've no doubt. Very touching. Very Academy of Dramatic Arts.
That bitter cynicism of yours is something you've acquired since you left Radcliffe.
That cynicism you refer to I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys.
[to Bill]
You be host. It's your party. Happy birthday, welcome home. And we who are about to die...
De Witt
Too bad, we're gonna miss the third act. They're gonna play it off stage.
I'm sorry, I didn't...
Outside of a beehive, Margo, your behavior would hardly be considered either queenly or motherly.
You're in a beehive, pal. Didn't you know? We're all busy little bees, full of stings, making honey, day and night. [To Eve] Aren't we, honey?
Margo, really.
Please don't play governess, Karen. I haven't your unyielding good taste. I wish I could have gone to Radcliffe too, but father wouldn't hear of it. He needed help behind the notions counter. I'm being rude now, aren't I? Or should I say, ain't I?
De Witt
You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent.
How about calling it a night?
And you, posing as a playwright, a situation pregnant with possibilities and all you can think of is everybody go to sleep.
All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years!
That would solve none of their problems, because actresses never die. The stars never die and never change.
You may change this star any time you want for a new and fresh and exciting one, fully equipped with fire and music. Anytime you want, starting with tonight's performance....
I shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice suddenly fancies itself as a mind. Just when exactly does an actress decide they're her words she's saying and her thoughts she's expressing?
Usually at the point when she has to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater.
It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!
And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?
Bill's in love with Margo Channing. He's fought with her, worked with her, and loved her. But ten years from now, Margo Channing will have ceased to exist. And what's left will be - what?
Margo, Bill is all of eight years younger than you.
Those years stretch as the years go on. I've seen it happen too often.
Not to you, not to Bill.
Isn't that what they always say?...About Eve, I've acted pretty disgracefully toward her too.
Well,...
Don't fumble for excuses, not here and now with my hair down. At best, let's say I've been oversensitive to her...to the fact that she's so young, so feminine and so helpless, too so many things I want to be for Bill. Funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. There's one career all females have in common - whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted. And, in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed - and there he is. Without that, you're not a woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a - a book full of clippings, but you're not a woman. Slow curtain. The End.
Bill, don't get stuck on some glamour-puss.
I'll try.
You're not much of a bargain, you know. You're conceited, and thoughtless and messy.
Well, everybody can't be Gregory Peck.
You're a set-up for some gorgeous, wide-eyed young bait.
How childish are you going to get before you stop it?
I don't want to be childish. I'll settle for a few years.
Then cut that out right now.
Am I going to lose you, Bill? Am I?
As of this moment, you're six years old.
Encore du champagne.
Waiter More champagne, Miss Channing?
That's what I said, bub.