Birdie Coonan I haven't got a union. I'm slave labor.
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in All About Eve (1950): in 5 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Margo Channing (2)
The bed looks like a dead animal act.
More lines from Birdie Coonan
2 quotes Birdie Coonan Birdie Coonan I'll tell ya how, like, like she's studyin' you, like you was a play or a book or a set of blueprints. How you walk, talk, eat, think, sleep.
Scenes with Birdie Coonan
2 scenes Birdie What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
There are some human experiences, Birdie, that do not take place in a vaudeville house - and that even a fifth-rate vaudevillian should understand and respect!
You bought the new girdle a size smaller. I can feel it.
Birdie Somethin' maybe grew a size larger.
