Alice Hyatt How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?
Most-quoted character in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974): in 10 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Tommy (4)
You're a very weird kid.
More lines from Alice Hyatt
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Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
Alice If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Life is short.
Alice So are you.
Alice [after Tommy was being smart]
If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.
Alice [Tommy opens his mouth]
I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.
Alice [Tommy makes faces at his mother]
Get out!
[Kicks Tommy out of the car and drives away]
Alice I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
You got pregnant.
David [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice [to David]
Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
Chicken
Would you mind turning around for me?
Alice Turn around? Why?
Chicken
I wanna look at ya.
Alice Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my ass.
My old man, he ain't talked to me since the day Kennedy got shot.
Alice Why? Did he think you had something to do with it?
Alice I know what I'm doing!
David Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.
You really love David, don't you?
Alice Yep, I do.
Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Alice Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
Alice [she hugs and kisses him]
My boy!
Mom, mom, I can't breathe!
