[after Tommy was being smart]
If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.
[Tommy opens his mouth]
I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore quotes
I know what I'm doing!
David Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.
I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
You got pregnant.
Chicken
Would you mind turning around for me?
Turn around? Why?
Chicken
I wanna look at ya.
Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my ass.
David [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
My old man, he ain't talked to me since the day Kennedy got shot.
Why? Did he think you had something to do with it?
Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Life is short.
So are you.
You really love David, don't you?
Yep, I do.
Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
Mom, mom, I can't breathe!
How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?
I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me.
You kiss me where the sun don't shine.
You're a very weird kid.