Tommy Mom, are we in Arizona yet? Alice If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh? Tommy Life is short. Alice So are you. Alice I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid? Tommy You got pregnant. David Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails. Tommy Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect? Alice Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't. Tommy Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.