Tommy Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Tommy Life is short.
So are you.
Played by Alfred Lutter 
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) · 12 quotes
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) · 12 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974): in 4 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Alice Hyatt (4)
Scenes with Tommy
4 scenes Tommy Tommy I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
Tommy You got pregnant.
David [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Tommy Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Tommy Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
Tommy You really love David, don't you?
Yep, I do.
Tommy Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
Tommy Mom, mom, I can't breathe!
