“Ted! What are you doing here! You can't fly this plane!” – Elaine, Airplane! ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Airplane! 1980

Elaine

Ted! What are you doing here! You can't fly this plane!

Striker

That's what I've been trying to tell these people!

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Striker Robert Hays More Striker quotes →

Elaine Julie Hagerty More Elaine quotes →

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