“Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till...” – Steve McCroskey, Airplane II: The Sequel ... Movie Quotes Database

Steve McCroskey

Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Jacobs

Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. [McCroskey walks off] And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it- [Jacobs turns and starts to walk away, continuing to speak, trailing off as he gets further from the camera] he took her best summer dress and he put it on and went to town...

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