Are you okay, sweetie? Are you okay?
Air Bud (1997) · 20 quotes
Most-quoted character in Air Bud (1997): in 7 of its 20 quotes
Scenes with Jackie Framm
7 scenesBuddy. [not seeing him under the bed where he expected] Buddy? [leaps out of bed alarmed by not finding him] Buddy!
Merry Christmas, Josh!
Buddy! [hugs Buddy, extra heavily, causing Buddy to whine] Thank you, Mom. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
That's my son!
Josh, would you come in here, please?
Uh-oh. Buddy, you gotta stay here, okay? Buddy, no. You gotta stay outside. [dog whimpers] Hey, Mom, you wanted to see me?
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
The box.
The box?
Don't get funny with me, Josh. I know what you're doing.
What am I doing?
You are making a home for him, and this is not his home. The next thing you know...
Mom, we can't leave him out in the rain. That's totally inhuman.
That's just the point, Josh. He's not human. He's a stray. Do not get attached to this dog, Josh. Do not! No, I have way too much on my plate as it is.
I'd take care of him.
Josh, we don't know anything about this dog. We have your little sister to think about. No. The answer is no. One week, and if nobody claims him, he goes straight to the pound.
Three weeks?
Two.
Two and a half?
Josh!
Christmas. That's like two weeks and a couple days, right? That's perfect. We can't dump him before Christmas. Please, please, please.
All right, all right, Christmas. But the minute after, he's outta here. Meanwhile, he stays outside. And if you try to sneak him in here just once...
Mom, Mom, Mom. I swear.
All right. As long as we're clear. I swear you're gonna grow up to be a lawyer someday.
Sorry, sweetie, that was Grandma on the phone. How was school?
It sucks.
How was the trombone? Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry. You know, we've all been through a lot in this last year. But I know we're gonna get through it. This is a good place. All we gotta do is just give it our best shot every day. Your dad would've wanted it that way.
I guess.
Sure. He wouldn't have wanted you being all mopey. I love you.
Hey! [grunting]
Josh!
No!
Are you okay? Josh!
I'm fine, Mom!
Josh? Josh! Is everything okay in here?
Yeah, Mom. Everything's fine. Just doin' my homework.
Why don't I take care of the laundry as long as I'm here?
No! I'll do it later. You work so hard, Mom. It'll be good for me.
Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Framm. Yes, my son put up those flyers. Oh, no, no. I'm sure he didn't mean to put one up on private property. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh.
Yeah! [dog whimpering]
Oh, hey. Sorry to disturb you. Name's Norm Snively. I believe you've got my dog.
Huh, what?
My dog. You know, Old... Old... Old Blue. Uh, here. There's a picture of him. That's him and me. You see, I'm a clown by profession.
Umm...
Maybe you would like to see his papers.
Oh... Uh... [gasps as soon as Josh comes back home]
Josh.
NO!!
Blue, yes. Now you're coming home with Daddy.
NO!! YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM!!
Josh, honey, honey! Josh, there is nothing that we can do. He's got papers.
HE’S MY DOG!!
Please, sir, could we pay you?
Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay?
HE HATES YOU!! HE HATES YOU!!
Baby, it's okay.
I'll tell you what, kid. On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out. We'll do a show for you, cheap.
It's okay. It's okay. Baby, it's okay. Josh! Please, just talk to me! Please wait!
A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog to do beer commercials.
Psst, Buddy.
Look, what do you think I am anyway? I got... I'm... I got... Look, I got ethics.
Buddy.
Just for curiosity's sake, though, what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? Would you shut up out there! What's that? We're talking about how much?
Hey, Buddy.
Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? I mean, hey, he's just a dog. What does he know? No, April's not good for us. We're booked on a tour. Wait! Is that Oprah woman... Oprah, you know, the Oprah woman... Does she like dogs? I'd love to do Jay Leno. Hey! Get back here with my dog!
Buddy, come on. Run!
You little darned kid! That's my dog!
Go, Buddy!
I got you, kid!
Go, Buddy, go!
Hey! Get out of my way! Hey! You can't run fast enough! I needed that! Hey! I'm gonna get you, you little...