Oh, hey. Sorry to disturb you. Name's Norm Snively. I believe you've got my dog.
Huh, what?
My dog. You know, Old... Old... Old Blue. Uh, here. There's a picture of him. That's him and me. You see, I'm a clown by profession.
Umm...
Maybe you would like to see his papers.
Oh... Uh... [gasps as soon as Josh comes back home]
NO!!
Blue, yes. Now you're coming home with Daddy.
NO!! YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM!!
Josh, honey, honey! Josh, there is nothing that we can do. He's got papers.
HE’S MY DOG!!
Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay?
HE HATES YOU!! HE HATES YOU!!
Baby, it's okay.
I'll tell you what, kid. On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out. We'll do a show for you, cheap.
It's okay. It's okay. Baby, it's okay. Josh! Please, just talk to me! Please wait!
A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog to do beer commercials.
Psst, Buddy.
Look, what do you think I am anyway? I got... I'm... I got... Look, I got ethics.
Buddy.
Just for curiosity's sake, though, what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? Would you shut up out there! What's that? We're talking about how much?
Hey, Buddy.
Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? I mean, hey, he's just a dog. What does he know? No, April's not good for us. We're booked on a tour. Wait! Is that Oprah woman... Oprah, you know, the Oprah woman... Does she like dogs? I'd love to do Jay Leno. Hey! Get back here with my dog!
Buddy, come on. Run!
You little darned kid! That's my dog!
Go, Buddy!
I got you, kid!
Go, Buddy, go!
Hey! Get out of my way! Hey! You can't run fast enough! I needed that! Hey! I'm gonna get you, you little...
