Most scenes together: Ace Ventura & Fulton Greenwall (11), Ace Ventura & Ouda (5), Fulton Greenwall & Ouda (2)
Ah, there's the consolate!
Oh. Thank God.
But don't you think we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?!
Nonsense, poopy-pants!
Like a glove!
That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Who is this ghastly man?
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Hey...[whispering] thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman Another activist, McGuire.
Activist, yes... [snobby laugh]
Pompous Woman Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Alrighty then! [smacks McGuire unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? You're right! [sings and dances around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars! [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn.
They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. You must be extremely proud.
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. [The Wachootoo prince emerges from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying?
I think he's saying she's not a virgin. [looks pointedly at Ace]
... They can tell that?!
[Cut to both tribes chasing Ace through the jungle]
Wachootoo Chief say, "You friend to Watchootoo."
"But if curse of Shikaka not lifted by tomorrow sun at top of sky, Wachootoo kill all Wachati, and smash your head on a rock."
...Super. Take care now, bye-bye then.
I'll meet you at the bottom. There's still one more thing I must do before I go...
Isn't this incredible?! It's gonna be some kind of a record!! [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!
Awwwwww, MAN!! Can you believe it?! It was RIGHT there! Can I do it one more time?
Forgive me, Mr Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane.
Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.
"Wunderbar", he exclaimed with great relish.
DIE, DEVIL-BIRD!
That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! [gasps] DAMN, I'M GOOD!
SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Like a glove!
All right! This White Devil thing has gone far enough. NOBODY... MESSES... WITH THE DO!
I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.
I am now a holy man. I think of women as the mothers of our children. They are a sanctuary for the reproductive organs. A temple to house the miracle of procreation. [to Greenwall] Do you have a dollar?
