Porter: I think it's time we had a talk.
Macon: About what?
Porter: I'd like to know what you think you're up to with this Muriel person.
Macon: Is that what you call her, "this Muriel person"?
Porter: You're not yourself these days, Macon, and this Muriel person is just a symptom. Everybody says so.
Macon: Who is "everybody," anyway?
Porter: We're just worried for you, Macon.
Macon: Could we switch to some other topic?
Porter: I had to tell you what I thought.
Macon: Fine. You've told me.
Porter: Can you tell me one unique thing about her? I mean, one really special quality, Macon, not something sloppy like "she appreciates me"?
Macon: I'm not such a bargain myself, if you haven't noticed. Somebody ought to warn her away from me.
Porter: That's not true. That's not true at all. I imagine her people are congratulating her on her catch.
Macon: About what?
Porter: I'd like to know what you think you're up to with this Muriel person.
Macon: Is that what you call her, "this Muriel person"?
Porter: You're not yourself these days, Macon, and this Muriel person is just a symptom. Everybody says so.
Macon: Who is "everybody," anyway?
Porter: We're just worried for you, Macon.
Macon: Could we switch to some other topic?
Porter: I had to tell you what I thought.
Macon: Fine. You've told me.
Porter: Can you tell me one unique thing about her? I mean, one really special quality, Macon, not something sloppy like "she appreciates me"?
Macon: I'm not such a bargain myself, if you haven't noticed. Somebody ought to warn her away from me.
Porter: That's not true. That's not true at all. I imagine her people are congratulating her on her catch.
Porter : I think it's time we had a talk.
Macon : About what?
Porter : I'd like to know what you think you're up to with this Muriel person.
Macon : Is that what you call her, "this Muriel person"?
Porter : You're not yourself these days, Macon, and this Muriel person is just a symptom. Everybody says so.
Macon : Who is "everybody," anyway?
Porter : We're just worried for you, Macon.
Macon : Could we switch to some other topic?
Porter : I had to tell you what I thought.
Macon : Fine. You've told me.
Porter : Can you tell me one unique thing about her? I mean, one really special quality, Macon, not something sloppy like "she appreciates me"?
Macon : I'm not such a bargain myself, if you haven't noticed. Somebody ought to warn her away from me.
Porter : That's not true. That's not true at all. I imagine her people are congratulating her on her catch.
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