Ned Racine
Sometimes the shit comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.
Ned Racine
Ned Racine
You better take me up on this quick. In about 45 minutes, I'm going to give up and go away.
Matty
You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned
What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I've got 'em all.
Matty
You don't look lazy.
Edward Walker
The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe.
Edward Walker
Yes, I have risked. I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause.
Edward Walker
We have always had a gentle understanding with the creatures that live in the woods.
Marshall
Don't kid yourself, Earl. You're going to kill again.
Marshall
For all the taxes we pay, you'd think they'd make it more difficult to hack into the police personnel file.
Marshall
[scoffing at Earl's AA meetings]
You are such a **** hypocrite. If you were being honest, you would say, "Hi, my name is Earl, and I killed two people last night."
Macon Leary
In the Southeast they say that if you want to go to heaven...you have to change planes in Atlanta.
Macon Leary
In turbulent, troubling times, a good marriage can be the one safe place we know we can go. Once we've been to that place, known that peace, we can never forget it.
Macon Leary
I don't think marriage ought to be as common as it is. I really believe it ought to be the exception to the rule. Perfect couples could marry, maybe, but who's a perfect couple?
Inspector Frank Bumstead
So, Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?
Inspector Frank Bumstead
Nothing like a little healthy paranoia.
Inspector Frank Bumstead
No one ever listens to me.
Richie Cusack
Do you like being married? Does it work for you? I can't see it working for me. I never felt the urge, you know. A lot of great looking women in the world. I never met one, made me want to give up all the others. Sure you can **** around, but it's so much damn work, keepin' it quiet. It's not worth the effort. Don't see the upside. You see the upside Joey?
Richie Cusack
[About Fogerty]
You took his eye. Jesus Joey, you took his eye! Barbed wire, wasn't it?
Tom
I'm here to make peace. Can I do anything to make things right?
Richie
You can do one thing... You can die.
Professor Hobby
You are a real boy. At least as real as I've ever made one.
Professor Hobby
The greatest single human gift - the ability to chase down our dreams.
Professor Hobby
My son was one of a kind. You're the first of a kind.
Nick Carlton
Wise up, folks. We're all alone out there and tomorrow we're going out there again.
Sam
Do you think we're all trying trying to avoid dealing with Alex? You know, every time it comes up somebody changes the subject.
Nick
Hey, it's a dead subject.
Chloe
Alex and I made love the night before he died. It was fantastic.
Nick
[pause]
He went out with a bang, not a whimper.
Angus Tuck
If there's one thing I've learned about people, many will do anything — anything — not to die. And they'll do anything to keep them living their life.