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Kenny, I want the 10 year yield, I want the figures for the Andserson account and I want you to get your scrawny little backside out of my chair. Thank you.
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Kenny, why don't you go and find some small animals to hurt? I know, find a poodle and punt it off the balcony.
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MacDonalds is in Avignon, fish and chips in Marseille. Allez.
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Morning lab rats.
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Oh Henry, Bloody Hell.
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Once you find something good Max, you need to take care of it. You need to let it grow.
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Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.
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Real men don't play bridge.
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Such a lovely tie. Do tell your mother I admire her taste.
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The only thing right about your intelligence is that its all wrong. But you were always at the back of the Conga line.
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Uh, yes. I'm the temporary custodian of the lime green roller skate, but its a hired car, a rental. It's not for sale.
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Well done. Proves the adage that wisdom can be found in the most unlikely places.
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What is it, Major Lawrence, that attracts you, personally, to the desert?... Its clean. I like it because its clean!
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You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it.