Max Skinner quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.

View Quote Boss, why do you keep calling me 'ALF?' Because, as you're an aggressive little f*ck. As your boss and genetic superior, I can call you anything I want.

View Quote Oh Henry, Bloody Hell.

View Quote Admit it, Love, this is because I wouldn't shag you at the Christmas Party, isn't it?

View Quote The only thing right about your intelligence is that its all wrong. But you were always at the back of the Conga line.

View Quote 'Fraid so - be in touch.

View Quote Real men don't play bridge.

View Quote I'll give you a tip Bert. Never pat a burning dog.

View Quote Kenny, I want the 10 year yield, I want the figures for the Andserson account and I want you to get your scrawny little backside out of my chair. Thank you.

View Quote MacDonalds is in Avignon, fish and chips in Marseille. Allez.

View Quote Morning lab rats.

View Quote Kenny, why don't you go and find some small animals to hurt? I know, find a poodle and punt it off the balcony.

View Quote I would like a lifetime spent with an irrational and suspicious goddess, some short-tempered jealousy on the side, and a bottle of wine that tastes like you, a glass that's never empty.

View Quote Francis, I'm a banker. I have no imagination.

View Quote Such a lovely tie. Do tell your mother I admire her taste.

View Quote [To Fanny Chenal] Hello. Oh no, don't worry about me. I'm...I'm the pool man. I do this every Thursday, its just routine maintenance. Its been lovely chatting to you. And,and you are a spectacular vision... Any chance for a rope or a ladder?

View Quote Uh, yes. I'm the temporary custodian of the lime green roller skate, but its a hired car, a rental. It's not for sale.

View Quote What is it, Major Lawrence, that attracts you, personally, to the desert?... Its clean. I like it because its clean!

View Quote I shall have an Eclipse.I'm too impatient to be a wine lover.If I'm gonna get drunk, I don't want to spend all night doing it.

View Quote [getting in the wrong side of the car] Bollocks!