Hey, what you watching?

Dawn of the Dead, man.

Great.

The store is slow.

Paula's gone.

Yo, is Paula back?

No. She's not here.

She said we can't watch this in here. You sure?

I know. Can I ask you something in confidence? I know this is gonna sound weird. Am I good-looking? Do you think a woman will find me attractive? [gets distracted by the TV] Oh my God! Oh my God, the blood just... Okay, never mind.

Wait, Andy. Hold up.

Listen, this is embarrassing for me. This is hard to talk about.

Are you ready for my honest answer?

Yes.

Yeah. I think you're a good-looking cat. I don't think that anybody knows it... and I don't think anybody can see it.

Well, that's why I'm asking you.

You seem really well-groomed and really put together. I mean, look, dude, you think this was an accident? All of this right here? Premeditated, partner. You gotta highlight your attributes, like a diamond in the rough. You willing to make some sacrifices?

Absolutely.

You see that whole Teen Wolf thing you got going right there? You need to wax that right out.

Does it hurt?

No. Waxing don't hurt. I mean, not unless you're a bitch. You know what I mean? It didn't hurt me. I get it done all the time.